Naked Bigport by David Vale
Bigport. A quaint and quiet tourist destination in Northwestern Montana. Bustling with visitors during the summer, its winter is peaceful as the locals enjoy the relative solitude of nature. But when it’s rumored that Homeland Security is investigating an expose’ on Bigport life written by an insider and the town appears to be sitting, quite literally, on a powder keg, the residents bring out the heavy artillery and respond in the only way they know how, by staging a parade. (No one is naked and nothing is real. This is fake news at its finest.)
- Beatrice Martin (Tara Allen): President of the Chamber of Commerce and owner of Beads by Beatrice
- Garrett Reese (Eric Myers): A Fusilero and avid collector of old firearms and explosives
- Peter Baird (Scott Roskam): A local real estate developer and president of the FIB
- Mark McMasters (Mike Vanderwerker): A local merchant, considers Garrett a menace to society
- Dottie Wilson (Melinda Skilondz): Beatrice’s friend and handler
- Patrick Corman (Mike Robertson): Chamber board member and realtor with PR connections
- Annie Jacobsen (Barbara Langlois): Conspiracy theorist, terrorist hunter
- Don Wagner (David Vale): Board member, moose hunter, explosives expert, and Garrett’s sidekick
- Martha “Marty” Miller (Allison McCarthy): Consultant and parade chair
- Mr. Smith (Mike Wolstein): Mysterious man in a black suit
- Mr. Jones (Bill McGuffie): Another mysterious man in a black suit
- February 21 & 22, 2020 at 7:30 p.m.
- February 22 & 23, 2020 at 2:00 p.m.
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